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Tag Archives: Humor
Entry for April 27, 2007 – Paintball explosion in the house II
It turns out that cheap e-bay paintball grenades have a shelf life of about a week. We split of box of 50 assorted grenades. Judging from the smell, it would seem that one of the vinegar units was the problem. … Continue reading
Adam and Eve
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and … Continue reading
Entry for March 23, 2007 – Red Raider triumphs over Aggies (at work)
I figured out how to convert MP3s into ring tones for the phone system at the office. I can load the ring tone on the server so that each phone downloads it when it reboots. I chose the “Texas Tech … Continue reading
Explaining the Donut Toy to your Buddies
I was going through some old email and stopped on this one, which I thought was hilliarous at the time, and is still funny today. Bryan was updating the group on his son’s new developments: From: Fowler, David Yeah, but … Continue reading
Entry for January 19, 2007 – Bite me, you traitor!
It was a hard day at the office today, my last day at G&T Conveyor Company. I tried to keep a good attitude and tie up the loose ends. Near the end of the day, I sent out the following … Continue reading
Six Phases of a Project
SIX PHASES OF A PROJECT ENTHUSIASM DISILLUSIONMENT PANIC SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT PRAISE & HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS
A PC Message from BG
For My Democrat Friends: “Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion … Continue reading
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls. 2. Drink … Continue reading
