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Dirty Mind

What is this?

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You think you could do this?

Anyone think they would try to do this?

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Why you should arrive early

I missed out on watching the setup of the picnic this weekend. Luckily, someone else recorded some of the more “interesting” events with their camera.

Carlo’s Quote: “This will be an example of how no good deed goes unpunished”

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Betty’s First Operation

I finally had some time this weekend to work on one of the oil burners. My goal was to change out the motor mounts and get the vacuum pump off so I can find the correct rebuild kit for it.

Removal of the air cleaner revealed the tiny turbo, plus some sort of repair job you would expect to see done to some farm equipment. Instead of replacing the rubber mounts, someone welded up some 1″ square tubing, drilled and tapped the holes, and mounted to air cleaner housing without any vibration dampening. They didn’t bother to paint it, so it is a nice rust color. Also notice the neon tie wraps used instead of clamps.

Interesting to see that the A/C compressor has a General Motors label on it. Makes me wonder if this is a retrofit. Looks like it is still set up for R-12. Maybe those few cans I’ve been hoarding all these years will be useful.

I jacked up the engine. (Mercedes says it’s OK to use the oil pan as a jack point, as long as you use a piece of wood)

The right side came out pretty easily. Notice the difference between the old one and the new one.

The left side was a pain. One of the up-ward facing bolts was situated directly under the engine. Once I removed the shock absorber (hey, this is a Mercedes, even the engine gets a set of shocks) and jacked the engine way up, I was finally able to get the last bolt out. Notice how worn this mount was. There was metal-on-metal contact with the chassis.

The worn mount caused the metal of the chassis to tear…. If I had a welder I would have patched it back up, but I didn’t want to stop, and figured the weight of the engine would be back in a place that was strong, so maybe this would be OK to leave as is.

Next I removed the vacuum pump. This bent-over position is where I stayed for about an hour trying to get the last bolt off, my back is already killing me. The bolt on the bottom was impossible to get to, and was filled with dirt and oil… so my hex socket wouldn’t get inside it.

Here is the roller-rocker arm mechanism that the pump rides on. I see a chain in there… wonder when that is supposed to be changed?

I had to move the power steering pump out of the way to get down to the vacuum pump.

I also found the gasket inside the intake tube to be pinched. I’m sure boost air was leaking out, but I hope not too much dirty air was let it.

OK, now on to some parts searching… Hopefully I’m a little closer to having Betty running good.

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Company Picnic

We went to the annual company picnic out at White Rock Lake today. It was a nice day, except for a bit of wind. Bryson kept us busy, he walked all over the place!

Want to learn to play guitar?

Damon posing as a gay man.

Swinging is always fun.

Holly and Steve brought their newborn… Cooper seemed to do great.

How do you keep an Aggie occupied for hours? Bubbles!  (oops, that’s not an Aggie, I am blind)

Engineer says: “this kite will work better if I modify the length of the….”

I think Jon finally got a break after cooking all the food.

“Are you almost done playing around with that kite? I’m ready to play”

“If you don’t put that camera down, I’ll knock it out of your hand”

“I am too cool for words to describe”

How many engineers does it take to free a kite from the tree?

All the pictures, plus a few bonus ones are here.

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Is Shaun Paintball Ready?

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Brandon has been telling me that he was going to take Shaun to play paintball, but that no one could shoot at him. I didn’t think this was very fair, because I’ve seen the kid empty hopper’s full of balls in the backyard, I didn’t want that coming at me with no chance of defending myself. He had a pretty good solution, the pump gun. Shaun can fire about 0.1 balls per second with this thing, and his aim isn’t too good, so I figure I won’t be in too much danger.

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Tree Hugger

Tree Hugger

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this
he inquired, ‘Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?’

‘I’m listening to the music of the tree,’ the other man replied.

‘You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me.’

‘No, would you like to give it a try?’

Understandably curious, the man says, ‘Well, OK…’ So he wrapped his arms
around the tree! and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy
slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then
stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to
the tree stark naked, and asked, ‘What the heck happened to you?’

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, ‘This just ain’t gonna be your day, cupcake…’

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Storms Last Night

As far as I know, we didn’t receive any damage from all the winds last night. Many of my neighbors had fences blown down. I figure I’ve replaced and patched mine enough that it is pretty strong now.

The house where Bryson stays during the day had a house in their backyard, along with a tipped over porta-potty. (there was a new construction behind their house)

UPDATE:

The news reported that several (4?) tornadoes came through DFW that night.  The closest one to our house was about 4 miles to the west.

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More Houston Trip Pictures

I picked up the car from Eddy. (to quote Dave: “remove a tiny car from a big bad situation”)

 

 

I thought this was a real HAM radio guy coming up in my mirror. I was a little disappointed to find out he was just a fishing dude.

 

 

Dave said his dad really loves the Houston Skyline, so he took a few pictures to send to him as birthday presents.

 

 

This was the last demonstration of my mad trailer backing skills. I hugged the inside corner of the driveway through the turn, then followed the driveway back in a perfect line. Yup, I’m a badass. (having Quadrasteer doesn’t hurt any either)

 

 

At this point, the transfer of the title to fulfill Dave’s picture diary was too funny.

 

 

Mike’s super-manly skills lets him twist off a non-twist-off beer cap with his bare hands, sorta.

 

 

Dave admitted that the reason he brought his camera along was because he was reasonably sure that some sort of catastrophe would happen and he wanted to record it for lasting harassment purposes. Too bad the only thing that was destroyed was his expensive flash when it fell out of the backseat as I was rummaging through the stuff.

 

 

What a long day, I’m glad it is almost over!

 

 

Three days after being delivered to Mike, he let me know that the car is running again. He replaced the cap, rotor, spark plugs, and fuel filter. He said he was pretty impressed with the engineering that went into the car. I think he is close to getting it road worthy so he can use it as a work commuter car and triple his gas mileage. He refers to the car as “The Goat”. (ugly, but tough)

 A few more pictures are located at http://picasaweb.google.com/texasmufflerman/RescueEddySHonda.

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