Notice the picture of Albert Einstein.
Now take 5 giant steps back from your monitor and what do you see?
Notice the picture of Albert Einstein.
Now take 5 giant steps back from your monitor and what do you see?
The Cul-de-sac on the block over from us has several families that have activities together. Doug is the master fry chef. He made some of the best calamari I’ve ever had! (thanks Doug)

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Amber, Bryson, and I bought some vegetables and flowers this morning. Amber planted pretty plants in the flower pots on the front porch, 8 hanging pots on the deck, and 5 other deck pots.

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This is a “re-post” from the motorcycle guys in Lubbock that I keep an eye on. I agree with the author, but never thought about the subject like he did.
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Date: Sat, May 10 2008 5:56 pm
From: Tim Warren
This is what happened this weekend to my brother. He can get into his stories a bit.
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A sigh of relief follows the jingle of keys as I pull them from the ignition of my truck. “Finally, a quiet weekend at home”, I tell my wife after a typical busy day at work. Our cat meows from the garage as we exit the vehicle. I head for the mail as my wife goes to greet our eager and hungry animals.
A short stroll across the lawn of my corner lot in our San Antonio subdivision brings me to the sidewalk along my backyard fence. “Great”, I muttered in mild disappointment and frustration, “more trash in my yard”. Plastic cups, receipts, and all sorts of debris mysteriously appear there to become the subject of my near daily chore. I often wonder if the gentle breezes through these suburban streets bless me with the array of undesirable gift, or if passersby casually discard them so frequently. The latter notion came racing to my mind on the wheels of suspicion when on this particular day a full edition of today’s city newspaper caught my eye. In the grass against the fence, half way to the community mailbox laid the paper, stacked semi- neatly; almost placed into position. And, “oh look”, I said to myself, “a dead squirrel too”. Continue reading
Guts or Balls…
There is a medical distinction.
We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’
BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You’re next, fatty.’
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
If you see this lady turning in clockwise you are using your right brain. If you see it the other way, you are using left brain.
Some people do see both ways, but most people see it only one way.
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I’m pretty sure this is a bit, but it is still funny.