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Is McCain Mentally Unstable?
John McCain’s top ten temper explosions
1) Defending His Amnesty Bill, Sen. McCain Lost His Temper And “Screamed, ‘F*ck You!’ At Texas Sen. John Cornyn” (R-TX). “Presidential hopeful John McCain – who has been dogged for years by questions about his volcanic temper – erupted in an angry, profanity-laced tirade at a fellow Republican senator, sources told The Post yesterday. In a heated dispute over immigration-law overhaul, McCain screamed, ‘F— you!’ at Texas Sen. John Cornyn, who had been raising concerns about the legislation. ‘This is chickens—stuff,’ McCain snapped at Cornyn, according to several people in the room off the Senate floor Thursday. ‘You’ve always been against this bill, and you’re just trying to derail it.’” (Charles Hurt, “Raising McCain,” New York Post, 5/19/07)
2) In 2000, Sen. McCain Ran An Attack Ad Comparing Then-Gov. George W. Bush To Bill Clinton. SEN. MCCAIN: “I guess it was bound to happen. Governor Bush’s campaign is getting desperate, with a negative ad about me. The fact is, I’ll use the surplus money to fix Social Security, cut your taxes and pay down the debt. Governor Bush uses all of the surplus for tax cuts, with not one new penny for Social Security or the debt. His ad twists the truth like Clinton. We’re all pretty tired of that. As president, I’ll be conservative and always tell you the truth. No matter what.” (McCain 2000, Campaign Ad, 2/9/00; www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHoXkCprdL4)
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Anti-Obama Video
OK, so this video contains quite a bit of BS that reminds me of the fatass Michael Moore, but there are some points that I think are worthy. Take a look
1- Jeremiah Wright, the hate-monger racist. Obama’s “Spiritual Mentor” for something like 20 years?
2- Is it too much to ask that the man who wants to lead the USA wear a pin of the US Flag and put your hand on your heart during the national anthem?
Flame away!
Post-It Note Eye Patch
When I took my contact lens out to see what was so painful this morning at work, I found a rip in it. Bummer. I’ve got terrible eyesight, and I was stuck at work because I rode in with my neighbor. I couldn’t see what I was doing, so I fashioned an eye patch out of a post-it note and some tape. I don’t think anyone noticed.
Luckily my wonderful wife agreed to drive to my office with a new lens and saved the day.
Telecommunications Focus Group
I attended a 1 hour “marketing” meeting for a telecom company last night. They wanted to know what was important to me when I buy TV, Phone, and Internet services. They paid me $100, and I tried to eat as many cookies as I could before I left.
Some interesting observations:
- Most people in the room considered these services (TV, Internet, Phone) “essential”.
- 3 of the guys were saying that their 15M Interconnection was not fast enough.
- One lady said she should be given speed as fast as technically possible, but didn’t want to pay extra.
Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.’
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ‘God, please give me strength and the tools to cross this river.’
Poof! God gave him a rowboat, and strong arms, and strong legs, and he was able to row across in about an hour (after almost capsizing once).
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence, to cross this river.’
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream, and walked across the bridge.
‘If at first you don’t succeed, do it the way your wife told you!’
Baby Panda
Some interesting pictures of a Panda from very young to 4 months:
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Loving Wife
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed
the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
‘Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail
and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
don’t resist, don’t complain…do what ever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!’
His wife responds: ‘He wasn’t kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute,
and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too.’
Little Boys at the Pharmacy
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’
‘Eight,’ the boy replied.
The man continued, ‘Do you know what these are used for?’
The boy replied, ‘Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike.
Right now, he can’t do either one. ‘
