Can you Spot the Copperhead?

Just in time for fall!

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Spanglish

Spanish Words of the Day

Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.

Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.

TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!
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USA: Emblem Change Announced

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Hedge Fund Manager: Goodbye and F— You

I’m not sure if the article below is funny or sad, but it is informative and speaks to the nature of a very big part of of world, the US financial business.

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So long, suckers. Millionaire hedge fund boss thanks ‘idiot’ traders and retires at 37

* Andrew Clark in New York
* The Guardian,

The boss of a successful US hedge fund has quit the industry with an extraordinary farewell letter dismissing his rivals as over-privileged “idiots” and thanking “stupid” traders for making him rich.

Andrew Lahde’s $80m Los Angeles-based firm Lahde Capital Management in Los Angeles made a huge return last year by betting against subprime mortgages.

Yesterday the 37-year-old told his clients that he had hated the business and had only been in it for the money. And after declaring he would no longer manage money for other people, because he had enough of his own, Lahde said that instead he intended to repair his stress-damaged health; he made it clear he would not miss the financial world. Continue reading

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Socialism Has Washed Over Capitalism

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ABC’s Sam Donaldson has validated Joe the Plumber’s worst fears: socialism has indeed washed over capitalism.

Maybe worse, Donaldson is clearly less unhappy about this than our new campaign spokesman from Ohio.

Such appeared to be the case when the former White House correspondent published a rather ominous commentary at ABCNews.com Tuesday both in written and video form (emphasis added, h/t Extreme Mortman via Glenn Reynolds):

Yes, socialism has now washed over free market capitalism and only a very brave, or foolhardy few would protest.

The federal government has nationalized the banks, the U.S. Treasury and Federal Reserve doors have opened wide and taxpayer money flows faster than quicksilver, and this week, the presidential candidates have each come up with new, immediate relief plans that have the government intervening in a way that costs a lot more money. The candidates have realized, late, but finally, that the economic pain Americans are feeling must be felt now — thank you, Bill Clinton — not next January when one of them becomes president. […]

Make no mistake; we are living in a new age. Just as we will never go back to a pre-9/11 security mentality, we will never go back to the free market, deregulated economic policies in the same degree that brought us to this crisis.

Doesn’t Sam seem to be smiling in the video?

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Parenting Conference

Amber and I spend Friday evening and most of the day Saturday at Watermark’s “High Stakes Parenting Conference 2008”.

They had Tim Hawkins perform Friday night. This guy is hilarious. If you ever get a chance to see him, do it.

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Freedom Of Speech

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NewsBusted


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These are great 2 minute clips that come out every few days… worth subscribing to!

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Financial definitions

Here are some definitions to help you understand the current financial crisis:

CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to
mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,
the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.

BROKER — What my financial advisor has made me.

STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
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Quote of the Day

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
– Ellen Goodman

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