Obligitory Pumpkin Pictures


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Texas Tech upsets the #1 ranked teasippers!

I’m amazed and happy we pulled it off. This was the only game I’ve watched all year, and wow, what a great game. I could not believe how we dominated the teasippers. I honestly never thought I would see that happen. Greatness. Picture below is from John Darst, who was at the game. I hope to steal receive more pictures from him soon.

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BBQ Video

BBQ is not a verb and it does not mean grill!

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More Huntley Brown Email

I overheard a conversation in my office about an email from Huntley Brown. Since I posted his now famous email earlier, I wanted to post this related information here also. I was amazed that Huntley responded to her email! -Brian

From: Huntley Brown
Sent: Saturday, October 25, 2008 12:01 AM
To: Angela
Subject: Re: Mr. Brown

Dear Angela,

Great hearing from you. Thanks for your kind words of encouragement on my email. Please keep me in your prayers as you can imagine not everyone is happy with the truth of my e-mail. God bless you richly.

Blessings,
Huntley Brown

In a message dated 10/23/2008 11:18:53 A.M. Central Daylight Time, x writes:

Dear Mr. Brown,
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Enabling Dishonesty and Socialism

This email was in my inbox this morning. I’ve heard much of the information before, but not all in one place. -BrianG

Subject: Concerned about socialism and lies? Please read

To Barack Hussein Obama,

The New York Times carried a story on Saturday, October 4, 2008, that proved you had a significantly closer relationship with Bill Ayers than what you previously admitted. While the issue of your relationship is of concern,the greater concern is that you lied to America about it.

The Chicago Sun reported on May 8, 2008, that FBI records showed that you had a significantly closer relationship with Tony Rezko than what you previously admitted. In the interview, you said that you only saw Mr. Rezko a couple of times a year. The FBI files showed that you saw him
weekly. While the issue of your relationship is of concern, the greater concern is that you lied to America about it.
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Goofy Equivialances – for the math and science minded

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 BilliGram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
365.25 days = 1 unicycle
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
52 cards = 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
2 monograms = 1 diagram
4 nickels = 1 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
100 Senators = Not 1 decision

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Bar Stool Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest ) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. ‘Since you are all such good customers, he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.!
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Trust Me, I’m a Democrat!

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2a for Today – Second Amendment Education

Be sure to watch all three parts.

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Obama’s Money

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