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Category Archives: Humor
BEST “ OUT OF OFFICE “ AUTOMATIC E-MAIL REPLIES
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am … Continue reading
25 Lessons “The Simpsons” Taught Me About Eating
This post has some of the greatest advice in it about eating. (and it is funny too) 7) Portion sizes have increased tremendously in America over the last few decades, and are a giant factor in U.S. weight gain. This … Continue reading
No More Headaches
A woman comes home and tells her husband, ‘Remember those headaches I’ve been having. All these years? Well, they’re gone.’ ‘No more headaches?’ the husband asks, ‘What happened?’ His wife replies, ‘Margie referred me to a hypnotist & he told … Continue reading
Post-It Note Eye Patch
When I took my contact lens out to see what was so painful this morning at work, I found a rip in it. Bummer. I’ve got terrible eyesight, and I was stuck at work because I rode in with my … Continue reading
Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.’ Poof! God gave … Continue reading
Loving Wife
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the … Continue reading
Little Boys at the Pharmacy
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’ ‘Eight,’ the boy replied. The … Continue reading
Only A Mom Would Know
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift … Continue reading
