Category Archives: Humor

…and then the fight started

Posted on July 24, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…. so, I took her to a gas station….. …and then the fight started…. ***** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply … Continue reading →

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Alabama Vasectomy

Posted on July 24, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

My dad used to tell this joke back in the day, except I think it was in the flavor of an Aggie joke. -BG —– After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not … Continue reading →

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Toyota Hybrid Pickup

Posted on July 16, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

HERE’S THE ANSWER TO HIGH GAS PRICES………….

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Probability of Being Right

Posted on July 15, 2008 by Brian Gallimore
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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Posted on July 15, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 … Continue reading →

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Five Minute Management Course

Posted on July 15, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands … Continue reading →

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Obama Posters and Signs

Posted on July 9, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

I haven’t received any propaganda from the other side yet, so I’m not yet fair or balanced, but this will get things started. I ‘hope and dream’ that the election will be over soon.

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Hands Free Law in Effect in CA

Posted on July 9, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

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Electile Dysfunction

Posted on July 9, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

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Amber Tries Anything to get Bryson to Eat

Posted on July 9, 2008 by Brian Gallimore
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