New DeWalt AR – Just in Time for Father’s Day!

My new Nail Gun, made by DeWalt.

It can drive a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.

This makes construction a real breeze…you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get the wife and kids to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold beer, when they have the board in the right place just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you fix or build anything else. Available for a little more is the ‘band-aid magazine’ for those near misses when fence building.

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