FOR DOGS: How to hug a baby

THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.

First, spy a baby.
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Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
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Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
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The “paw slide” Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.
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Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality.
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Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.

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