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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told … Continue reading →

This one is good and worth repeating here: On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to … Continue reading →

Guts or Balls… There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS – … Continue reading →

Genealogy A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.’ Two days later the girl asked her father the … Continue reading →

Married Life : Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men that night with all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their … Continue reading →

I know we’ve all had days like this!

Bears & Bars A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars … Continue reading →

Tree Hugger While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, ‘Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you … Continue reading →