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Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.’ Poof! God gave … Continue reading
Loving Wife
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the … Continue reading
Little Boys at the Pharmacy
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’ ‘Eight,’ the boy replied. The … Continue reading
…and then the fight started
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…. so, I took her to a gas station….. …and then the fight started…. ***** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply … Continue reading
Alabama Vasectomy
My dad used to tell this joke back in the day, except I think it was in the flavor of an Aggie joke. -BG —– After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not … Continue reading
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 … Continue reading
THE COW FROM CLOVIS
THE COW FROM CLOVIS The only cow in a small town in New Mexico stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in Clovis, New Mexico for $200.00. They bought the cow from … Continue reading
Colonoscopies Sayings
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. ‘Take it easy, Doc. You’re … Continue reading
Bobbitt Family Update
Bobbitt Family Update In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt’s sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources … Continue reading
The Dead Cow and Vet School
First-year students at Texas A&M’s Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling … Continue reading
