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CDC Medical Alert

CDC Medical Alert The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you … Continue reading

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Great Line About Zombies

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The Old Biker

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.. As he passes thru the swingin’ doors, he sees a sign … Continue reading

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The Tiny Cabin

A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her … Continue reading

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A Groaner

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’ Patty looks at the frog … Continue reading

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Job at the Post Office

A man applies for a job at the Post Office. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He says, “Just caffeine” “Have you ever been in the service?” “Yes,” he says. “I was in Iraq for two years.” … Continue reading

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A New Mouse for Women

I thought this one was too funny to only share with the he-men, so I posted here too. Enjoy! -Brian — After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse given away with PCs. … Continue reading

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The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

WASHINGTON, DC – Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack … Continue reading

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The Sweetness of Married Life

The newly weds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, ‘Honey, I’m going to Hank’s Tavern to have a beer, I’ll be right back’. ‘Where are you going, Coochy Coo?’ asked the wife. ‘I’m going … Continue reading

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Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy

1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. … Continue reading

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