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Changefest 09

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM – Th 11p / 10c Changefest ’09 – Obama’s Inaugural Speech Barack Obama InterviewJohn McCain Interview Sarah Palin VideoFunny Election Video link

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Gun Tolerance

My neighbors seem offended by my ownership of guns. In order to let them know I am tolerant of their position, I put a sign in my yard.

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Cute Little Girl Story

received via email: — Cute Little Girl Story I was talking to a friend of mine’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked … Continue reading

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Headlines From the Year 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United … Continue reading

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Financial definitions

Here are some definitions to help you understand the current financial crisis: CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET … Continue reading

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Politically Correct

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as’HILLBILLIES.’ You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY … Continue reading

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I Almost Forgot about JibJab!

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Amber Tries Anything to get Bryson to Eat

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Sorry Officer

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Award Winning Construction Punch List Items

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