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Mensa Invitational

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Brian Gallimore

The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of … Continue reading →

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Definitions to Common Words

Posted on April 24, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of … Continue reading →

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Altered Definitions

Posted on April 1, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

Here is the Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration : … Continue reading →

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Recession, Depression & Recovery

Posted on March 4, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

Recession, Depression & Recovery: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Recovery is when Obama loses his.

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Spanglish

Posted on October 22, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

Spanish Words of the Day Cheese The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat. Mushroom When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom. Shoulder My … Continue reading →

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