WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG?

chieftwoeagles Indian Chief, ‘Two Eagles,’ was asked by a white government official, ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?’

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. ‘When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All night having sex.’

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. ‘Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.’

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TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. It will also remove fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, “Oh crap”
ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until they melt.
SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short to use in your remodeling job.
PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.
TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity. Continue reading

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An Eventful Morning

I decided to take Betty to work (even without a radio) because the weather report said there was a possibility of freezing rain. I’d much rather ricochet that POS off another car than my pickup. It was slow getting off the stop sign, which is normal, but it was going REALLY slow. At the next light, the dude behind me was pissed because I wasn’t keeping up with traffic… I couldn’t get above 10 MPH! Then it sputtered and died. I got it restarted, put the pedal to the floor, and the engine wouldn’t even turn 1000 RPM. Crap, this is just how this car acted when I got it, and it seemed to run correctly after I fixed the vacuum pump. I kept my foot to the floor and turned around and came back home, it died just as I was turning off the main street, again, but I managed to coast in front of my house. It is sitting there now, leaking oil on the street.

Did I mention I had a dentist appointment early this morning? Now I’m late. I get back into the house, get my truck keys and move on with life. It is good to have a backup vehicle when you have this big of a POS! The hygienist pokes around and tells me my gums look worse than normal and she wants to do some deep cleaning, I have two options, do it now, or come back and do it in a month. I figured that wasn’t really the issue, which she revealed in her next sentence. “Dee Dee will be in to talk to you about insurance.” Dee Dee informed me that in addition to the $400 I already owe them from my last visit, I would have to pay $500 for this deep cleaning because my insurance sucks. I say hold off I’ll think about it when I can think and take a few deep breaths of the N2O. (I feel like a druggie, but everyone involved is happier when I’m breathing it) After the cleaning and I’m back to breathing just plain air, I go talk to Dee Dee. She explains how they haven’t offered silver/mercury fillings for 15 years because the white plastic fillings are better because they 1) don’t leak mercury into your blood for five years, 2) don’t bust your teeth due to expansion, and 3) don’t shrink and allow bacteria to enter the cavity. I feel like such a pawn in this game. I don’t really think the dentist is too concerned about my lack of money, and I don’t think the insurance company really has my best health at the top of their priority list. Needless to say, by the time I made it to work this morning I was a little ticked off.

Oh, one more thing, there were no parking spots so I had to park on the 3rd level!

OK, now I feel better.

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Mr. Gore: Apology Accepted

This is one of the few links from The Huffington Post you will probably see me send out!

If you are unclear about the BS that is being sold as “carbon credits” or “global warming” or “climate change”, then read the article below. Hint: All of this crap is a method for controlling and taxing business and industry while growing the government, so keep that in mind when you hear the talking heads on TV.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/harold-ambler/mr-gore-apology-accepted_b_154982.html

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Wiring Clean-Up

When I installed the temperature sensor in my homemade fuel manifold, I had a thought: “I better add a ground wire to complete the electrical path, or I’ll bet that temperature gauge won’t work.” I guess I forgot, until I started wondering why the gauge wasn’t working that is. So today, I finally added that ground wire.

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Christmas Pictures

I’m a little late getting Christmas pictures posted, but here they finally are. Bryson (of course) came home with a pile of new toys. Here is his new laptop computer.

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The Bryson-Hooters Experience

We loaded up the family and went to Hooters, because, you know, those wings are good! Anyway, Bryson was a big hit there. Our waitress seemed to love him, and she found ways to make him giggle with gusto.

I hope he has this much luck with the ladies when he grows up!
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Video of Betty’s WVO System in Action

I recorded 2 videos of Betty running. I had the engine up to operating temperature, and switched the fuel supply to the heated lines coming from the trunk.

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A Day of Automotive Modification Success

Some things went right today. First off, I installed a PAC “Aux Box” to add an auxiliary input to the factory radio in Amber’s Tahoe so she can plug her new MP3 player in directly.

Then, I moved on to Betty. I changed out the brake pads. This car was the easiest one I’ve ever done. The pads slide out without taking off the caliper. The bad news is that one of the piston boots was torn, so I’m ordering a new set of front calipers and I’ll redo them next weekend. I also needed a new set of brake wear sensors, which only cost $1 each of you order them in. ($6 at O’reilly’s)

Then I moved on to come up with a way to hold the ashtray turned gauge and switch plate to the console. The best I could come up with was to weld up a little bracket and attach a nut to it. This took me forever, and they look awful, but I think they will work out OK.

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Bryson Helped me Bring Back the Internet

Last week our Internet access stopped working.  My not-so-old Linksys router had stopped working.  It would stay on for a few seconds and shut itself down.  This was the second Linksys to die on me, so I decided to ditch them and go a different route.

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