Goodbye Wilma

Amber saw Wilma on a car dolly at a gas station, so she pulled in to take this picture on her phone. She said something about being overwhelmed with joy and the happiest day of her life. I split the sisters up due to pressure from the HOA. I was pushed to break up a harmonious, loving family that used to call my driveway their home. I hope Wilma finds happiness and peace wherever she goes. I’m afraid Betty feels more like an outcast now, she is the only non-American, non-V8, non-truck now, and we can all sympathize with her difficult situation. I’ve told Quadzilla to be nice, but that really isn’t his style. I just hope he doesn’t decided to flatten her one night out of sheer meanness. Amber has the grocery getter so brainwashed from all the bad things she said about Wilma that I don’t think she will ever be fair or balanced. So, I’m afraid we are going to have some tough times ahead of us.

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Screw You GM

I’ve made 4 car ownership decisions in my life, and I’ve always made the choice to buy a Chevrolet. I’ve always liked the style, ride, comfort, power, accessory availability, etc. Today we received a letter in the mail from GM saying thanks for being a customer, we are still here, ready for business, better than ever because we are backed by the government, don’t let our bankruptcy worry you because we are marketing it as “reinvention” and we really think you should buy a new vehicle from us. Then at the bottom of the letter was this coupon:

I’m writing the following “open letter” to GM:

Dear GM:

Go to hell. You are not only a failure, but you are a sellout weasel bitch. You begged for $20billion to keep you out of bankruptcy, now you are stealing $30billion more after bankruptcy. You sold out to the UAW and you sold out to the government. You deserve to die a horrible death. I will not support your company any more. I feel sorry for all the people who’s lives you have ruined, like your employees.

Sincerely,
Brian Gallimore
Allen, Texas
former loyal customer

Now I have a huge problem. Will I have to buy a Ford next time? I generally hate Fords. A good portion of my own family work for Ford and I still hate them. I can’t go to Chrysler, they suck just as much as GM. My generation has been known as the generation that has no historically significant event that defines us. I think that is about to change. I think we are going to be the last generation of the USA as we know it. I don’t like where this leads

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To The Ice Cream Store

After dinner tonight, we thought ice cream sounded like a good idea. We would ride the bicycles. We asked Bryson if he wanted ice cream, and he said he did.

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Measuring the Stimulus Package

This 1 minute video compares “what we were sold” and “what we bought” with the stimulus package. Enjoy!

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Ziegler, Brewer tangle over Letterman attack on Palin

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while!

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Peter Schiff on the Economy

Hey, it’s comedy central, so even the people who haven’t been paying attention can easily digest this: Peter Schiff believes Americans have to go back to a basic economy that grows based on savings, not consumer credit.

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Bryson Sings the Greatest Hits


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Hot Air Balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

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Oops Pictures

Many of these are old, but still funny.

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Text Fail

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