Category Archives: Humor

WORLD’S SHORTEST BOOKS

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama ____________ _________ _________ MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS by Tiger Woods ____________ _________ _________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Rev. Jeremiah Wright and President Barack Obama Illustrated by … Continue reading

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How To Break a Collarbone

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DIVORCE AGREEMENT

received via email: — Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has … Continue reading

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BO BS Bingo

Rules: 1. Before BO’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo” 2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!” [or … Continue reading

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Maxine on Towel Heads

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Neighborhood Hazard

If you are a motorcycle enthusiast, you might have already heard this story, but it is definitely worth reading again.   (theme similar to the bricklayer story)  The original appears to come from a guy selling a book.  (and thanks David T. for bringing … Continue reading

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Butt Lift Procedure Picture

Received via e-mail: — Dear Family and Friends, Most of you know I went in for a small surgical procedure for a butt lift. I did not have the most pleasant of experiences. I wanted to show you how it … Continue reading

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A Third ENCAPULATOR movie

Or is it encabulator… who was the first? Here is the one a friend sent me today via email: Encapulator here are two that I had posted before. OK, five minutes on the interweb has revealed all the secrets. According … Continue reading

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Can-O-Whoopass

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California 160 years ago…

Do you know what happened 160 years ago this fall back in 1850? California became a state. The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing … Continue reading

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