Category Archives: Humor

Expirement to Try

In a local restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08” tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference–just imagine the coincidence. When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to … Continue reading

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Manly Pink Cake

We celebrated October birthdays this month. I have a feeling our office wife ordered a pink cake because she was mad at me for not allowing her to be a part of the man club.

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Spanglish

Spanish Words of the Day Cheese The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat. Mushroom When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom. Shoulder My … Continue reading

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USA: Emblem Change Announced

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Freedom Of Speech

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NewsBusted

link These are great 2 minute clips that come out every few days… worth subscribing to!

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Financial definitions

Here are some definitions to help you understand the current financial crisis: CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET … Continue reading

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He-Man Womun Haters Club

The new members-only club is now available online. An invitation is required to join, so let me know if you meet the qualifications for membership and wish to be a part of what will surely be greatness.

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Corn Catapult – Perfect Aim

Bryson figured out how to use his spoon as a catapult tonight. He had me load it with corn, then he placed the spoon in his mouth, bit down, applied outward pressure, and released his jaws. He peppered my face … Continue reading

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Fourth Generation Texan

I just dug up some interesting family tree information tonight. One thing that stuck out to me that was very interesting is that I’m a Forth Generation Texan. If you thought I was obnoxious about Texas before, now I just … Continue reading

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