Category Archives: Humor

New President

I just heard we have a new president so I jumped on the Internet to see how people liked his speech. It didn’t take me long to get sidetracked. Yesterdays NewsBusters was funny: Then I read Steve’s entry (from the … Continue reading

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The Electric Fence

We have the standard 6ft. Fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a … Continue reading

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WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG?

Indian Chief, ‘Two Eagles,’ was asked by a white government official, ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’ The Chief nodded … Continue reading

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TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had … Continue reading

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Gun Tolerance

My neighbors seem offended by my ownership of guns. In order to let them know I am tolerant of their position, I put a sign in my yard.

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How To Fail a Test with Dignity

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Motivational Posters – Gun Edition

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Big 3 Bailout

The 1st branch of government, the one that supposedly “represents the people” voted against bailing out the big 3 automakers. This decision is supported by the majority US citizens. Now, the executive branch is using unconstitutional power to offer the … Continue reading

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Fame for the Knuckle-Head

I was pretty surprised to hear my name mentioned in today’s episode of The Survival Podcast. I started laughing when he used my story for “how to not be a knuckle-head”. If you are interested in hearing my 15 minutes … Continue reading

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