Category Archives: Humor

CDC Medical Alert

CDC Medical Alert The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you … Continue reading

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Problem Saturation

from the urban dictionary: problem saturation A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you … Continue reading

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Great Line About Zombies

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The Old Biker

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.. As he passes thru the swingin’ doors, he sees a sign … Continue reading

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Pirate Hat

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Definitions to Common Words

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of … Continue reading

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The Old Prospector

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He’d been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and … Continue reading

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The Clown Car Ran Out of Fuel

So every morning and every evening me and 7 other dudes load up on these electric golf carts with 4-person trailers to make the long ride into the bowels of the airport. It is ridiculous. They go about half the … Continue reading

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Zen of Sarcasm

01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 02. The journey of a thousand … Continue reading

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Navy Sniper

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