Author Archives: Brian Gallimore

Is McCain Mentally Unstable?

John McCain’s top ten temper explosions 1) Defending His Amnesty Bill, Sen. McCain Lost His Temper And “Screamed, ‘F*ck You!’ At Texas Sen. John Cornyn” (R-TX). “Presidential hopeful John McCain – who has been dogged for years by questions about … Continue reading

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Anti-Obama Video

OK, so this video contains quite a bit of BS that reminds me of the fatass Michael Moore, but there are some points that I think are worthy. Take a look 1- Jeremiah Wright, the hate-monger racist. Obama’s “Spiritual Mentor” … Continue reading

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Post-It Note Eye Patch

When I took my contact lens out to see what was so painful this morning at work, I found a rip in it. Bummer. I’ve got terrible eyesight, and I was stuck at work because I rode in with my … Continue reading

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Telecommunications Focus Group

I attended a 1 hour “marketing” meeting for a telecom company last night. They wanted to know what was important to me when I buy TV, Phone, and Internet services. They paid me $100, and I tried to eat as … Continue reading

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Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.’ Poof! God gave … Continue reading

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Baby Panda

Some interesting pictures of a Panda from very young to 4 months:

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Loving Wife

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the … Continue reading

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That moment just before the pain begins…

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Little Boys at the Pharmacy

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’ ‘Eight,’ the boy replied. The … Continue reading

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Only A Mom Would Know

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift … Continue reading

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