Author Archives: Brian Gallimore

A Blonde in the Everglades

Posted on August 13, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors … Continue reading →

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Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women

Posted on August 13, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes … Continue reading →

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Plug for BetterInvesting

Posted on August 10, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

I went to another “Model Investment Club” meeting on Saturday and wanted to share with everyone that I think this group is a great resource. One of the core members made a presentation on “surviving in a bear market”. I … Continue reading →

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BEST “ OUT OF OFFICE “ AUTOMATIC E-MAIL REPLIES

Posted on August 8, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am … Continue reading →

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Heated WVO Filter

Posted on August 7, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

I received a key part for my waste vegetable oil (WVO) project tonight. I ordered it from Ebay. It uses an “oil cooler” from a Volkswagen and an oil filter relocation kit.

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More Wisdom and Inspiration

Posted on August 7, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

Birth Certificate shows that we were born, A Death Certificate shows that we died, Pictures show that we lived! I Believe… That just because two people argue, it doesn’t mean they don’t love each other. And just because they don’t … Continue reading →

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25 Lessons “The Simpsons” Taught Me About Eating

Posted on August 7, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

This post has some of the greatest advice in it about eating. (and it is funny too) 7) Portion sizes have increased tremendously in America over the last few decades, and are a giant factor in U.S. weight gain. This … Continue reading →

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Victory Gardens

Posted on August 6, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

During WW2, 40% of America’s vegetables came from victory gardens – that is, people’s back yards. Food travels an average 1500 miles before you eat it. link I guess I have some hippie in me… not sure where that came … Continue reading →

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Flexitarians

Posted on August 5, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

I was reading the introduction of the new cookbook I received, and found a few things interesting enough to share. (from Mark Bittman‘s How to Cook Everything Vegetarian) Flexitarians: Recently invented word that describes both vegetarians who aren’t that strict … Continue reading →

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Time Warner Cable – Customer Service (oxymoron)

Posted on August 4, 2008 by Brian Gallimore

For anyone that is unfortunate enough to have spent time with me in person, you might have already heard parts of this story, because it has been going on for some time. I’ll be as brief as possible: August 2007 … Continue reading →

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