Author Archives: Brian Gallimore

What does one TRILLION dollars look like?

received via email, not my original work -BG All this talk about “stimulus packages” and “bailouts”… A billion dollars… A hundred billion dollars… Eight hundred billion dollars… One TRILLION dollars… What does that look like? I mean, these various numbers are tossed around like so many doggie … Continue reading

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The Tiny Cabin

A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her … Continue reading

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A Groaner

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’ Patty looks at the frog … Continue reading

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Job at the Post Office

A man applies for a job at the Post Office. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He says, “Just caffeine” “Have you ever been in the service?” “Yes,” he says. “I was in Iraq for two years.” … Continue reading

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OBAMA- Seen on the Back of a Pickup

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Drill Sergeant Joe B. Fricks Rules For A Gunfight

1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need. 2. Anything worth shooting is … Continue reading

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Firearms Refresher Course

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.’ ~ Thomas Jefferson FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is … Continue reading

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Altered Definitions

Here is the Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration : … Continue reading

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Pep Talk From Huckabee

Put Conservatism Into Practice Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 9:51am Enough already of the hand-wringing and night sweats about the demise of the conservative movement! Conservatives aren’t challenged because of the basic principles that define us, but by the failure … Continue reading

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For Liberty Trailer – Let It Not Be Said We Did Nothing

This looks like a movie I want to see. link

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