Author Archives: Brian Gallimore

CDC Medical Alert

CDC Medical Alert The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Problem Saturation

from the urban dictionary: problem saturation A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged | Leave a comment

Great Line About Zombies

link

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Seven Success Keys

From Tom Zigler, the son of Zig Zigler, original source here. Right now with the economic meltdown going on, or not going on, depending on if it’s Monday or Friday, I think we all want our individual success to depend … Continue reading →

Posted in Interesting | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

The Old Biker

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.. As he passes thru the swingin’ doors, he sees a sign … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , | Leave a comment

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then … Continue reading →

Posted in Interesting | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Pirate Hat

Posted in Guns, Humor | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

South Beach and Baytown Marketplace

After sleeping for 11 hours, waking up and doing my laundry, then taking a nap, I decided to venture out and see South Beach. I started out in Baytown marketplace. Lots of little shops and places to eat here. There … Continue reading →

Posted in Family | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

John Murtha’s Pork Laden Airport

Here is one to make your head explode: link

Posted in Politics | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

Definitions to Common Words

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged | Leave a comment