Rules:
1. Before BO’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo”
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!” [or Shout out “PELOSI” (means the same thing)]
Testimonials from past satisfied “Bullshit Bingo” players:
“I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won.” – Jack W., Boston
“My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically.” – David D., Florida
“What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win.” – Bill R., New York City
“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box.” – Ben G., Denver
Need to add instructions to take a sip of your alcoholic beverage of your choice after each check mark. Makes listening to his speeches much more tolerable but is not recommended for people who tend towards violence or suicide when drunk and angry.