I haven’t shaved since our camping trip earlier in November, and it is now time for me to do something with this face hair of mine. I would like the help of my friends in suggesting what beard style you think I should go with. Please rate the different styles below and press the ‘submit’ button. I’ve included thumbnails of each type below the question grid. As always, please leave me a comment if you have something more to add! I’ve stumbled across some pretty good and entertaining information on the interwebs in my quest to find info on beards. Check out this guy who is trying to grow one of every type. Of course someone is using beards.org to further the cause of manliness too.
This gets my vote:
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that IS a nice chin curtain style!
Transcript from the movie Joe Dirt Below:
Except for the ratty stache
and the pork chops…
…you're pretty clean-shaven for
a kid who lives in a trash can. No?
I don't need to shave because it don't
grow in right here and here.
You're telling me you were
so ingrained with white-trash DNA…
…your facial hair actually grows in
on its own all white-trashy like that?
Do you have that memorized? What a great movie, eating his french frys on top of his Boeing bomb.
Put it on your Head!
Grow it. Go two full months. You'll be surprised at how a beard fills in in 60 days.
shave it off……you are starting to look like a child molester!
Two full months? hmmmmm….
Do the Abe Lincoln! You know…Semi-Leprechaun!… The Jaw Brow!… The Boomerang!…The Wise Orangutan.
Never send a boy to grow a mans beard.
You might want to be Amber's vote!!!
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! GET BACK TO WORK!!!
If you have not shaved in a month you might consider fertilizing your beard.
More (funny) comments via email and facebook:
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Coming out of the closet finally and now you need to hide the stretch
marks???
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Put it where you need it, on your head!
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where is the option to shave it off. you have a cute little baby face and the beard kills it.
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I happen to have a full beard right now, which I started in early
November and have already trimmed a few times. It's not like I'm
Grizzly Adams, but your beard is one of the worst I've ever seen this
side of puberty. I truly believe you should grow it for at least 2
months, and preferably longer. Once it is a tangled mass, just trim it
and see how well it's filled in.
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Those beard styles are for facial hair, you need to find a good style to
accent your keen neck hair. lol
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Double down on that cold beard. LET IT GROW, LET IT GROW, LET IT GROW!!!
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Shave off the 20 hairs and live with the fact that you don't have enough Testosterone to grow a real beard.
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I could swear I saw your identical twin on a sex offender registry.
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Don't stop till you get enough!
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Keep it but wear a Turban on your head.
I prefer you clean shaven, but I think Amber has the deciding vote….she is the one who kisses you.
have you considered a reverse Hitler?
Why, oh why, oh why?! Reminds me of the time Jerry tried to grow facial hair. Pretty funny…….too much Indian blood…..not much to work with! I'm curious to know Amber's opinion. What brought this about?
part laziness, part curiosity. I really like not shaving in the morning. I think I would make a pretty good hippy.
Since we have not yet heard from Amber, I am beginning to think that she might actually like it. If she didn't, I'm sure she would have wasted no time making it known.
do us all a favor…shave the face and might as well do the head while you are at it – you know…brown paper bag may be the ticket? But you are truly a manly man :) Now do you see what too much i-net time does to a person?
one more via email:
shave the crap off on look like a man instead of an animal