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Monthly Archives: April 2009
Teacher’s Interview
After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, “Let me see if I’ve got this right: You want me to… go into that room with all those kids, 1. correct their disruptive behavior, 2. observe them for … Continue reading
What does one TRILLION dollars look like?
received via email, not my original work -BG All this talk about “stimulus packages” and “bailouts”… A billion dollars… A hundred billion dollars… Eight hundred billion dollars… One TRILLION dollars… What does that look like? I mean, these various numbers are tossed around like so many doggie … Continue reading
The Tiny Cabin
A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her … Continue reading
A Groaner
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’ Patty looks at the frog … Continue reading
Job at the Post Office
A man applies for a job at the Post Office. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He says, “Just caffeine” “Have you ever been in the service?” “Yes,” he says. “I was in Iraq for two years.” … Continue reading
Drill Sergeant Joe B. Fricks Rules For A Gunfight
1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need. 2. Anything worth shooting is … Continue reading
Altered Definitions
Here is the Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration : … Continue reading
