Monthly Archives: April 2009

Great Line About Zombies

Posted on April 30, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

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Seven Success Keys

Posted on April 29, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

From Tom Zigler, the son of Zig Zigler, original source here. Right now with the economic meltdown going on, or not going on, depending on if it’s Monday or Friday, I think we all want our individual success to depend … Continue reading →

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The Old Biker

Posted on April 28, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.. As he passes thru the swingin’ doors, he sees a sign … Continue reading →

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The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers

Posted on April 28, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then … Continue reading →

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Pirate Hat

Posted on April 28, 2009 by Brian Gallimore
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South Beach and Baytown Marketplace

Posted on April 26, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

After sleeping for 11 hours, waking up and doing my laundry, then taking a nap, I decided to venture out and see South Beach. I started out in Baytown marketplace. Lots of little shops and places to eat here. There … Continue reading →

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John Murtha’s Pork Laden Airport

Posted on April 25, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

Here is one to make your head explode: link

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Definitions to Common Words

Posted on April 24, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of … Continue reading →

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The Old Prospector

Posted on April 24, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He’d been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and … Continue reading →

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The Clown Car Ran Out of Fuel

Posted on April 23, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

So every morning and every evening me and 7 other dudes load up on these electric golf carts with 4-person trailers to make the long ride into the bowels of the airport. It is ridiculous. They go about half the … Continue reading →

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