Monthly Archives: May 2008

“Bad Fuel Day”

The word for May 16 is bad fuel day The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, … Continue reading

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It’s Up to Us

Generations to come, it may be, will scarcely believe that such a one as this ever in flesh and blood walked upon this earth. (In reference to the death of Mahatma Gandhi.) – A. Einstein — I ran across the … Continue reading

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Clinton and the Old Cow

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told … Continue reading

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Biofuel Comparison

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A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

This one is good and worth repeating here: On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to … Continue reading

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Mosquito Ringtones

I heard on the news that kids are installing these mosquito ringtones on their cell phone so that old people (like teachers) won’t know when they are receiving text messages. As you grow older, your ability to detect high-pitched tones … Continue reading

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More Motivational Posters

Courtesy of Steve A.K.A. “The Farticle Accelerator”

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Easily Impressed / A New Bryson Activity

Tonight, when I squirted the lotion on Bryson’s chest after his bath, he started rubbing in the lotion himself. This, of course, impressed me greatly and reinforced my thoughts that he is quite possibly the smartest boy in the whole … Continue reading

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Help Wanted

Surveyor Position Open Salary: $300 per hour (tax-free). Qualification: Must be fast on your feet.

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Albert Einstein / Marilyn Monroe Illusion

Notice the picture of Albert Einstein. Now take 5 giant steps back from your monitor and what do you see?

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