“Brian’s lame blog…. run from a 7 year old computer in a closet at my house.” is just not cool, even by my standards.
Matt the genius suggested these:
- The BLOG of a man who hides his sexual insecurities by pretending to be a gearhead.
- A man, a computer, and too much free time . . .
- Brian’s BLOG – It’s not the quantity; it’s the lack of quality that counts.
- If you came to see cute pictures and read funny anecdotes, look elsewhere. Otherwise, enjoy!!
- A compilation of crappiest crap this side of the craphouse.
- From the man who was never an athlete, but who made a terrific athletic supporter.
- The BLOG from a man for whom “Turn your head and cough” is considered foreplay.
- A BLOG from a man whose mama was eaten by a belligerent bear in Billings.
- From a man whose wife needs to get a chaperone for when daddy babysits.
- The BLOG of a man who looks forward to his rectal exams.
What do you think? Any other ideas? Please COMMENT and let me know what YOU THINK IS BEST!
Wow, this Matt sounds like a real winner of a friend! ;) I think either #3 or #6.
It is true that Matt was voted “most likely to have his ass kicked by a school girl”.
I like them all. I must admit. And I think they are all true as well. I vote for #3. Or you could go with a new choice such as:
11. The BLOG of a cross-dressing hermaphrodite in denial.
12. From a Texan who is not a Steer.
Okay new vote. #12 wins!!
Brian – unfortunately, an official vote never took place so I was not able to claim the title. However, to this day I really enjoy a good school-girl ass kicking. Especially if they are wearing those plaid skirts and knee-socks with a conservative white shirt. Like so . . .
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Here are some more suggestions from the guys at work:
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From: Josh
– I’m not as good as I once was
– He’s not the dashing kind
– Free laptop in truck
– Ooo a shiny object around Damon’s crotch
– Never trust a Techy to buy you furniture
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From: Damon
‘My momma said that happiness comes from the rays of sunshine.’
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From: Carlo Medina
Brian,
I think this is the best way to do this. I’ll post some ideas for taglines for your blog in this email everyone else can just chime in with their own. Here are some ideas to get the ball rolling:
1 A Face-full of Red Raider
2 Quadzilla’s Revenge
3 Error: 404
4 Thinking outside the dick in a box
5 How NOT to live your life
6 I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those 8 seconds or less, I’m free.
7 The Amber Alert Blog: Warnings from a married man
8 What I know now…
So let’s here some other contributions.
A few more from e-mail:
From Damon:
These can be used independently or co-mingled as necessary….
There is no vehicle unworthy of 4 wheel drive.
There is no land unworthy of 4 wheel drive.
There is no man unworthy of 4 wheel drive.
And there is no fool unworthy of 4 wheel drive.
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From: Carlo Medina
How about these:
Technology cannot replace common sense
I aim to misbehave
Keep texting, I’m reloading