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The Story of the Bronze Rat

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Brian Gallimore

A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco . While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking … Continue reading →

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IQ Bar Robot

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Brian Gallimore

A guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, … Continue reading →

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Maxine on Towel Heads

Posted on June 12, 2010 by Brian Gallimore
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Butt Lift Procedure Picture

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Brian Gallimore

Received via e-mail: — Dear Family and Friends, Most of you know I went in for a small surgical procedure for a butt lift. I did not have the most pleasant of experiences. I wanted to show you how it … Continue reading →

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California 160 years ago…

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Brian Gallimore

Do you know what happened 160 years ago this fall back in 1850? California became a state. The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing … Continue reading →

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A Republican, Libertarian and a Democrat

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Brian Gallimore

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican … Continue reading →

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Old Butch

Posted on November 26, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This … Continue reading →

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The Itch

Posted on September 23, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Ted the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but … Continue reading →

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Obama is Walking Eagle

Posted on September 17, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

President Barack Obama was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of … Continue reading →

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The Pope and Pelosi

Posted on August 31, 2009 by Brian Gallimore

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person … Continue reading →

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