Spanglish

Spanish Words of the Day

Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.

Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.

TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!

Juarez
One day my gramm a slapped me and I said, ‘ Juarez your problem?’

Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don’t worry wheelchair.

Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment noting to me.

Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids

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