Entry for January 23, 2007 – Amber Belly Update
Here is the latest picture of the wife’s belly.
Explaining the Donut Toy to your Buddies
I was going through some old email and stopped on this one, which I thought was hilliarous at the time, and is still funny today.
Bryan was updating the group on his son’s new developments:
Yeah, but is he still blowing the donut pole instead of fingering the donuts?
From: Ray, Michael
What the heck does that mean?
From: Fowler, David
Ask Bryan. He’ll tell you in graphic detail.
From: Gallimore Brian
I would like to hear this story.
From: Fowler, David
Yes. Please do tell.
From: Ehrsam, Bryan
There is a toy…a central mast with stacked toroidal rings around it of various colors decreasing in diameter as you go up….forming sort of a donut pyramid. This toy has been around since we were babies. Hayden thus far has shown little to no interest in stacking them. Instead he removes each ring one at a time, pausing for chewing time on each one. At the end, when only the mast is left, he puts the first couple of inches into his mouth and all I can say is that it doesn’t look good. I’ve noted, with some dismay, that he spends more time with the mast than with any of the rings.
From: Ray, Michael
Like father, like son…
Entry for January 19, 2007 – Bite me, you traitor!
It was a hard day at the office today, my last day at G&T Conveyor Company. I tried to keep a good attitude and tie up the loose ends. Near the end of the day, I sent out the following email to all my co-workers:
Of course, this email was flamebait. My favorite response was from Mike S:
As I walked down the hallway the last time, the people remaining in the office took turns kicking me in the nuts. It was a sad day.
Entry for January 15, 2007 – The Pee-pee Teepee
My grandmother bought these for Amber! I have been amazed (and confused) by all the “baby stuff” that is available. Three sizes of car seats? Off-road strollers? Shopping cart blankets? 500 styles of bottles? Where does the madness end?
I have some news too. We scheduled a date to have Amber’s c-section. So I guess if everything goes as planned, I already know his birth date!
Snake Vs. Rabbit
This is a funny video!


